My friends and I had a party at school today for Jack and Finn (jacksgap) ‘s birthday!!
The cake took us 5 hours to bake, totally worth it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOYS! Hope you’ve had the best day :)
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
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You’re welcome.
Sincerely, Australia.
That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.
can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?
no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA
I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American
but
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
THIS POST PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH
THIS AD MAY HAVE AIRED IN NEW ZEALAND BUT IT IS AN AUSTRALIAN AD. GOD DUCKING DAMMIT NEW ZEALAND NOT EVERTHING THATS OURS IS YOURS TOO.
lil shits you are sometimes.
Can New Zealand and Australia stop fighting long enough to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this ad?
the best part of this ad campaign is that not only did they increase women’s purchases of libra pads, but men’s as well.
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1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero
that is a candid photo bitch
7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them
ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?
8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks
9. This picture
wtf.
are you not in love yet
10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo
11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband
12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof
13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this
he just loves to walk okay
14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker
15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:
this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio
I love him so much
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they’re coming the gay boy whispers. climbing over the hill in the distance are white girls, clawing their way towards the gay boy. “BE MY GAY FRIEND” they all scream.
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in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
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